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To Gay or not to Gay

Kenny Chesney...who was married to that bitch Renee Zellwegger in 2005..and then a few months later had their marriage annuled..

Hmmmsss

And then...

Chesney denied rumours that they split because he was gay. He told CBS: "It's not true, period."

And we all know that when a celeb says "Oh hell no..I aint no fag!"..we know they are lying..Lance Bass anyone?

Same year..Zellweger won a best supporting actress Oscar for Cold Mountain in 2004 and was also nominated for her roles in Chicago and Bridget Jones's Diary and Chesney was named entertainer of the year at the Annual Country Music Association Awards in November.

It HAD to be been for publicity...OR...is he GAY?

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Britney...you so BUTCH!

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Britney...oh Britney

Britney Spears, who shaved her head bald yesterday, says it was to give her an overall look and image. "Yes," said the former pop princess and mouseketeer in her first interview since the new style, "I am now bald all over. I shaved my head and everyone knows that I have a Brazilian cut down south. I'm also planning on shaving my eyebrows and cutting off all my eyelashes. I shave my legs and my pits on a regular basis."

"I've decided that hair is icky and I don't want any of it. When my babies came out all bald looking and wrinkled, I thought they were the most precious and beautiful things ever. I've taken the first step by shaving off all my hair. Now, I'm going to eat lots of cheetos and cheeseburgers and get fat rolls and all wrinkled myself. Then I'll be the cutest me ever!"

Friend Paris Hilton was not impressed. "She can get fat and bald if she wants, but I'll stay skinny and pretty and get laid more."

I mean...WTF!!!!

Is she heading for a breakdown..are her kids literally making her pull her hair out and she just thought "FUCK IT!"

I dont get her...part of me feels sorry for her and the other part of me wants to grab her and slap her around the face a few times and scream the words "Sort your fucking life out or you'll lose your kids!"

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Oh You Bad GIRL!

NASSAU, Bahamas (AP) -- Photographs of Anna Nicole Smith in bed embracing the Bahamian immigration minister who approved her application for permanent residency here revived a political scandal in the islands Monday.

Two photographs published on the front page of The Tribune of Nassau Monday showed Smith and Immigration Minister Shane Gibson, both fully clothed, embracing on a bed decorated with pink flowers and a white ribbon. In one of the photos, they look into each other's eyes, their faces only a couple of inches apart.


Gibson, an elected member of Parliament from the ruling Progressive Liberal Party, has already been accused of showing Smith preferential treatment by fast-tracking her residency application last year. With general elections due this spring, many said the photographs, taken in Smith's bedroom, could damage the ruling party.

Cassius Stuart, leader of the Bahamas Democratic Movement, said Gibson has "shamed'' the Bahamas and called for him to resign.

"He should do the right thing and step down,'' he told reporters outside Smith's Nassau residence. The BDM is a small opposition party with no seats in parliament.

Opposition leader Hubert Ingraham called for a police investigation of Gibson's role in granting Smith residency.

Gibson did not return calls seeking comment. But government spokesman Al Dillette dismissed any suggestion of impropriety.

"Minister Gibson is a friend of Anna Nicole, and that's all a matter of public record,'' he said.

Bwahahahahahahaha! So friggin funny..and people say shes NOT A WHORE?!

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Whos Your Daddy Now?

Awwwwsss Anne Nicole is dead..it was kinda expected though wasnt it..I mean..the amount of drugs she would do she was beginning to resemble a hoover in a snowdrift...or is that Lindsay Lohan?

Moving on to Nasty Nicole..yeah shes dead and yeah I never liked her much...but lets move onto the juicy stuff...something everyone wanna knows...whos the father to Dannielynn?

Dannielynn...why the fuck did they choose that name? Its so...umm...WALTONS!

Howard K Sterns Sister states "When I spoke to (Smith) in March, when she found out she was pregnant, I took her shopping, and she told me the baby was due in mid-October, and that one other person could have been the father and that was Larry Birkhead, but nobody else"

Okies..thats 2 guys..Smith and Birkhead...

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Prince Frederick von Anhalt

Von Anhalt, 59, is married to actress Zsa Zsa Gabor. He says he had a decade-long affair with Smith, may be Dannielynn's father, and plans to file a paternity challenge.

AND...last but not least!..

J. Howard Marshall II

Oil tycoon Marshall married Smith in June, 1994. He died 14 months later at age 90. Reports say his frozen sperm may have been used to make the baby.

Ew...I mean....FUCKING EW...frozen sperm...You can see why she MAY of used the frozen sperm though...she would of got way more cash from Marshalls estate HAD she being carrying his child. Still Ew though.

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Very Bad Things...

So....I've been catching up on movies which I meant to see but never got round to it..anyhow..I got to see this one the other night..



FUCKING HILARIOUS...and the ending is a classic!

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Revenge and Valentines Day...

With Valentines Day just around the corner it got me thinking about relationships..my own with a certain someone...and..all those stories I'd heard of people getting hurt and then getting there own back.

I did a bit of research and came acorss this site called , its bascially a revenge website..and I am HOOKED!

Heres a collection of a few of the stories:

By Darcy

My boyfriend left me for another woman almost a year ago. I've patiently been waiting for my revenge. One day, it occured to me that I should check his email account. I tried guessing his password with no luck. So I did change the password and what do you know? The idiot made it easy!

Messages to ALL sorts of women! I'm a patient person, so I text messaged his girlfriend leaving her hints. Then I printed all the emails, scanned them, and emailed them to her. Now I've found his phone records and found more women....

I will patiently wait to send those to the girlfriend later. I don't want it all to come at once... I'm sure he's talking his way out as we speak. In another few weeks he can't talk his way out of more! Merry Christmas A$$hole!

By Lori
My husband cheated for the lat three years of our marriage. I had a nude picture of him. He should never have don that. He ownned his own business and I ran the office for years. When I found out that he was cheating I told him to pack his bags. This was in January. The next December I sent out Christmas cards to all of his clients. It showed him naked and written over top of the card it said "Ho Ho Ho" which he was. :)

By CMC
The guy I thought was the love of my life, over 6 years of a relationship, with all the ups and downs and what appeared to be a great friendship, vacations together, etc. He answered his phone one night and told me "I can no longer speak to you because I'm seeing someone and we both agreed to quit speaking to our exes". Wow. No idea I was his ex until that phone call. We are both not young, he is almost 40 and he broke up with me like a "highschooler". Anyway, come to find out, he only grew the courage to say that to me because his girlfriend was listening to the phone call with him. He said he would always be my friend, we just couldn't "talk" anymore. I was totally devastated for months and so hurt that he could do that to me.

So, knowing him the way I do, I recently put an ad on a "chat line" and changed my voice, just to see if he was being faithful to his girlfriend. In a mere 2 weeks or so, lover boy responded to my ad and began sending me very detailed voice mails of his sexual needs, wants, etc. After a week of us sending voice messages to each other, I got him to explain about his relationship now, if he was serious, and it really did make me feel better that he didn't just do this to me, he does it to everyone. Although I do feel sorry for his g/f, she probably has not idea what a sick person he is. He did not have any idea it was me, but wants to talk to me "live" and asked that I call him, and then suddenly began to suspect. This system allows recording of the messages, so I have all his phone messages, etc.

I am actually asking for advise....do you think I should confess who I am now? And why I did it? Or should I keep playing with him? I'm not trying to black mail him, nothing like that, only trying to make him pay, maybe scare him. I really did get over him in a matter of a couple days, realizing who he is. I'm stuck trying to make a decision on how far to go with this. I don't need advice about religion or God, just ideas.

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Pics Of Where I Was Born in ENGLAND!

So as some of you know..I wasnt born in the US..I'm actually British and came here about 2 years ago..

Heres some pics of where I was born and raised in England..in a STUNNING city called York.

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